My God has an amazing sense of humor!

Babe… hey babe there is a stripper on the front lawn. Hey Babe.. Come here, look. Babe. Where are you.. OH MY GOD. It is you!

Some people just understood what I was saying and others will need an explanation, which I am happy to give. Pregnant women get big boobs. It happens shortly after they become pregnant. I was amazed to see my wife’s new “friends.” I am happy to see them.

This is the part in the movie when God sits back in his lounge chair, and starts laughing at the people on stage. Those people on stage are me and my wife. God gives her something so completely tempting, and then makes them painful to the touch. Well played God, great joke.

Seriously! They come home with stripper sized fun, and then someone makes them feel like they are about to explode. Look but do not touch. It is one of life’s unique twists.

I have come to realize (or hope) that this will not last forever. For now, this bit of awesome is just viewed as the preparing of a food source for the little one. I’m already making sacrifices for this little guy or girl. Hope they appreciate it!